Humorous And Funny Wedding Words
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Wedding ceremony is also an opportunity to bring some fun, entertainment and humour by sharing homorous
wedding words or jokes among your guests, friends and the couples.
Words Wedding has compiled some funny wedding words, funny wedding poems, funny
wedding quotes, funny wedding songs and jokes to help you enjoy to the maximum.
Words Wedding Humorous Readings
- Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
- Forecast for Wedding...
Expected development of warm front, with extreme turbulence and moisture in lower regions. Good possibility of six inches overnight. Sun (son) is expected later on.
- Friend of groom giving a toast:
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!
- Look the bride in the eye and ask, "If I'm the best man, how come you're marrying HIM???"
- To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Excerpt by Ogden Nash
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- Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
- Chinese Proverb
- There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
- Martin Luther
- Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
- Mark Twain
- Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
- German Greer
- There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
- Homer
- The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
- Polish Prover
- When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henry Youngman
- One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
- Benjamin Franklin
- Football coach to bride:
If you've tried him in 18 positions and he's still no good, pull him off.
Words Wedding Humorous Poems
- Yes, I'll Marry You - Pam Ayres
A humorous wedding reading from both a husband and a wife's perspective!
Yes, I'll marry you, my dear, and here's the reason why; So I can push you out of bed when the baby starts to cry, and if we hear a knocking and it's creepy and it's late, I hand you the torch you see, and you investigate.
Yes I'll marry you, my dear, you may not apprehend it, but when the tumble-drier goes it's you that has to mend it. You have to face the neighbour should our labrador attack him, and if a drunkard fondles me it's you that has to whack him.
Yes, I'll marry you, you're virile and you're lean, my house is like a pigsty you can help to keep it clean. That tasty little dinner which you served by candlelight, as I do chipolatas, you can cook it every night!
It's you who has to work the drill and put up curtain track, and when i am in a mood it's you who gets the flak. i do see great advantages, but none of them for you, and so before you see the light, I do,I do,I do
- I Wanna Be Yours - John Cooper Clark
A light-hearted and humorous wedding reading.
let me be your vacuum cleaner breathing in your dust let me be your ford cortina i will never rust if you like your coffee hot let me be your coffee pot you call the shots i wanna be yours let me be your raincoat for those frequent rainy days let me be your dreamboat when you wanna sail away let me be your teddy bear take me with you anywhere i dont care i wanna be yours let me be your electric meter i will not run out let me be the electric heater you get cold without let me be your setting lotion hold your hair with deep devotion deep as the deep atlantic ocean thats how deep is my emotion deep deep deep deep deep deep i dont wanna be hers i wanna be yours
Words Wedding Humorous Songs
- Here are the lyrics from the "I Wanna Grow Old With You" song featured in the movie The Wedding Singer.
I Wanna Grow Old With You by Adam Sandler
I wanna make you smile,
Whenever you're sad.
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad.
All I wanna do,
Is grow old with you.
I'll get you medicine,
When your tummy aches.
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks.
Oh it could be so nice,
Growin' old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you,
Give you my coat when you are cold.
Need you, feed you.
Even let you hold the remote control.
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink.
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.
Oh I could be the man,
Who grows old with you.
I wanna grow old with you.